1. Oblivious: What is this Twitter thing of which you speak?
2. Confused: How does this thing work again?
3. Sceptical: How do I get anyone to listen to me if I’ve only got 3 followers?
4. Addicted: How many notifications/retweets/favourites/followers did I get? I love this!
5. Evangelical: You really really really MUST join Twitter.
6. Irritated: He said WHAT!?! This place is awful.
7. Zen: Write tweet. Delete.