You have a choice.
Well, we don’t really. That’s what you choose to call it, but in the end there’s only one school that we can get our children to, realistically.
You have a choice. There’s public transport.
That doesn’t really help. If we don’t live in the right part of town, or hit the right point in the fair banding tests, we only get to express a preference. And we might not get that.
You have a choice. If you don’t like what we offer you can go somewhere else.
But our child is settled in your school. We can’t just move her away from her friends and disrupt her education. Could we work in partnership? Figure out what’s best together?
You have a choice. You could always apply to a selective school.
But even if we choose that we might not get it. And we don’t support selection.
You have a choice. The school doesn’t have to become an academy.
It does if you’ve stripped all the funds out of our Local Education Authority.
You have a choice. You can attend worship regularly and get into a faith school.
You have a choice. But we don’t think we’re best suited to meet your child’s needs.
Look. If you don’t like it, there’s always private school or home education. See? We told you; you have a choice.